Well it's now all resolved *crosses fingers* but I've had:
Kernel Issues
Fantastico Issues
Email to Yahoo Issues (I blame yahoo entirely!)
Email to another external server (their server not mine!)
RAM usage issues
VPS Hosting appearing as 32 bit instead of 64 bit
Named issues
Virtuozzo being unavailable
Mailman issues
Services not restarting automatically
Firewall not blocking IPs
IMAP being slow due to gam_server not working properly
It's not really been eUK's fault but it's just been one of those weeks where everytime my phone goes I've been going "please don't be a client" or when I get a text, "please don't be a server down text from the monitoring service!" I'm quite amazed at how little impact this has had on my clients service. Support definitely get praise where it's due for that although I like to think I helped a bit along the way. Lol.
Now, where's the whiskey to celebrate it all working properly!?