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Old 07-11-2008, 10:07
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Physics that's funny!
An electron, a proton, and a neutron walked into a bar which had a sign, "All drinks $1.00." The electron said, "Hey guys we only have $2.00 among the three of us". The proton said, don't worry there is no CHARGE for the neutron. The electron said, "Are you sure?" The proton answered, "I'm positive."
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Old 08-11-2008, 16:50
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Physics that's funny!
An electron, a proton, and a neutron walked into a bar which had a sign, "All drinks $1.00." The electron said, "Hey guys we only have $2.00 among the three of us". The proton said, don't worry there is no CHARGE for the neutron. The electron said, "Are you sure?" The proton answered, "I'm positive."
I love that joke - thats a good one. Well done paul .
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An electron, a proton, and a neutron walked into a bar which had a sign, "All drinks $1.00." The electron said, "Hey guys we only have $2.00 among the three of us". The proton said, don't worry there is no CHARGE for the neutron. The electron said, "Are you sure?" The proton answered, "I'm positive."
lol
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Old 08-11-2008, 16:56
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Paul, I think you missed your calling as a comedian .
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Paul, I think you missed your calling as a comedian .
I'll change his username .
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I'll change his username .
To what? lol
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To what? lol
I thought a comedian needs to be funny?
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Old 08-11-2008, 17:06
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Haha, funny man . Maybe you missed your calling also .
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Old 10-11-2008, 10:01
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No prob, feel free to make the change.
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Old 10-11-2008, 14:15
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No prob, feel free to make the change.
Maybe your user rank should be changed to "eUKhosts Comedian" rather than the username lol .
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Maybe your user rank should be changed to "eUKhosts Comedian" rather than the username lol .
we'll have him on eUKhost's homepage
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A simling picture to replace the woman? hehe
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A simling picture to replace the woman? hehe
haha!! They've had that picture too long maybe some funny joke as they hover over to go to live chat
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Old 10-11-2008, 17:22
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haha!! They've had that picture too long maybe some funny joke as they hover over to go to live chat
lol. Yes, I think we need a staff competition - the winner gets their photo to replace the woman-thats-been-there-way-way-way-to-long lol .
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Old 11-11-2008, 01:02
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lol. Yes, I think we need a staff competition - the winner gets their photo to replace the woman-thats-been-there-way-way-way-to-long lol .
lol. I'm sure eUKhost could add a poll to their website to aid with their decision!
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I've added Charlie Chaplin in my avatar! I hope this should be rather good, it would be also a small tribute to the greatest comedian.
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