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01-09-2007, 21:44
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The Bird Flu Cure
After years of research, many deaths, and much hardship, a cure for Bird Flu has now been found.

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02-09-2007, 01:29
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I found a cure for bird flu (really!!)
It has taken me years to discover at the expense of millions of pounds using very powerful machinary but I have finally come to the conclusion that......
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LETS KILL ALL THE BIRDS!!! Muhuhaha!!!!! 
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09-09-2007, 07:00
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Looking to the list it is best to avoid eating chicken.
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13-09-2007, 13:17
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Looking to the list it is best to avoid eating chicken.
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How do you base that judgement on the graph? lol  There are no cases in this country - just buy British!!
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18-09-2007, 10:34
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How do you base that judgement on the graph? lol  There are no cases in this country - just buy British!!
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British chickens seeems to be healthy, safe handled, Yum!  anyway avoid eating chicken in Mcdonald. 
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18-09-2007, 15:48
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British chickens seeems to be healthy, safe handled, Yum!  anyway avoid eating chicken in Mcdonald. 
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Yes, because as we know, McDonalds arn't known for there fantastic quality - I wouldn't buy their chicken whether bird flu was around or not lol!!  .
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18-09-2007, 16:44
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Yes, because as we know, McDonalds arn't known for there fantastic quality - I wouldn't buy their chicken whether bird flu was around or not lol!!  .
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I always found it amusing in one of their adverts (I think for chicken nuggets) and it said "now made from 100% chicken". It makes you wonder what we were eating before.....
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18-09-2007, 18:33
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I always found it amusing in one of their adverts (I think for chicken nuggets) and it said "now made from 100% chicken". It makes you wonder what we were eating before.....
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Mostly water lol - thats how they save money.
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18-09-2007, 20:08
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I always found it amusing in one of their adverts (I think for chicken nuggets) and it said "now made from 100% chicken". It makes you wonder what we were eating before.....
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LOL. That was "Joke of the day". Not sure how their Advertising department could make such stupid advertisement 
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LOL. That was "Joke of the day". Not sure how their Advertising department could make such stupid advertisement 
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They work for McDonalds - that makes them stupid by definition  lol. (Nobody works at McDs do they?  )
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LOL. That was "Joke of the day". Not sure how their Advertising department could make such stupid advertisement 
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Glad it amused you Mark. Does this mean I've amused you twice now? Lol.
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19-09-2007, 00:34
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Glad it amused you Mark. Does this mean I've amused you twice now? Lol.
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This so reminds me of that line from a film "He is not amused....." lol  .
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19-09-2007, 10:21
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Glad it amused you Mark. Does this mean I've amused you twice now? Lol.
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Yeah. Twice so far with your sense of humor 
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I always found it amusing in one of their adverts (I think for chicken nuggets) and it said "now made from 100% chicken". It makes you wonder what we were eating before.....
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Lol, they should also add- cooked by slow & lazy chef! 
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19-09-2007, 13:09
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Lol, they should also add- cooked by slow & lazy chef! 
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And possibly also add it was cooked 9 hours ago and still being kept at room temperature to be sold to you  .
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And possibly also add it was cooked 9 hours ago and still being kept at room temperature to be sold to you  .
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Lol, after combining all ours funny comments the Mcdonalds ads will look like this; "Now made from 100% chicken" the gravy is "Mostly water"- "cooked by slow & lazy chef", "cooked 9 hours ago and still being kept at room temperature". 
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