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Old 01-09-2007, 21:44
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Default The Bird Flu Cure

After years of research, many deaths, and much hardship, a cure for Bird Flu has now been found.

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I found a cure for bird flu (really!!)

It has taken me years to discover at the expense of millions of pounds using very powerful machinary but I have finally come to the conclusion that......
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LETS KILL ALL THE BIRDS!!! Muhuhaha!!!!!
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Old 09-09-2007, 07:00
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Looking to the list it is best to avoid eating chicken.
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Looking to the list it is best to avoid eating chicken.
How do you base that judgement on the graph? lol There are no cases in this country - just buy British!!
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Old 18-09-2007, 10:34
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How do you base that judgement on the graph? lol There are no cases in this country - just buy British!!
British chickens seeems to be healthy, safe handled, Yum! anyway avoid eating chicken in Mcdonald.
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Old 18-09-2007, 15:48
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British chickens seeems to be healthy, safe handled, Yum! anyway avoid eating chicken in Mcdonald.
Yes, because as we know, McDonalds arn't known for there fantastic quality - I wouldn't buy their chicken whether bird flu was around or not lol!! .
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Yes, because as we know, McDonalds arn't known for there fantastic quality - I wouldn't buy their chicken whether bird flu was around or not lol!! .
I always found it amusing in one of their adverts (I think for chicken nuggets) and it said "now made from 100% chicken". It makes you wonder what we were eating before.....
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Old 18-09-2007, 18:33
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I always found it amusing in one of their adverts (I think for chicken nuggets) and it said "now made from 100% chicken". It makes you wonder what we were eating before.....
Mostly water lol - thats how they save money.
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LOL. That was "Joke of the day". Not sure how their Advertising department could make such stupid advertisement
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LOL. That was "Joke of the day". Not sure how their Advertising department could make such stupid advertisement
They work for McDonalds - that makes them stupid by definition lol. (Nobody works at McDs do they? )
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LOL. That was "Joke of the day". Not sure how their Advertising department could make such stupid advertisement
Glad it amused you Mark. Does this mean I've amused you twice now? Lol.
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Glad it amused you Mark. Does this mean I've amused you twice now? Lol.
This so reminds me of that line from a film "He is not amused....." lol .
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Yeah. Twice so far with your sense of humor
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I always found it amusing in one of their adverts (I think for chicken nuggets) and it said "now made from 100% chicken". It makes you wonder what we were eating before.....
Lol, they should also add- cooked by slow & lazy chef!
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Lol, they should also add- cooked by slow & lazy chef!
And possibly also add it was cooked 9 hours ago and still being kept at room temperature to be sold to you .
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And possibly also add it was cooked 9 hours ago and still being kept at room temperature to be sold to you .
Lol, after combining all ours funny comments the Mcdonalds ads will look like this; "Now made from 100% chicken" the gravy is "Mostly water"- "cooked by slow & lazy chef", "cooked 9 hours ago and still being kept at room temperature".
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