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02-06-2008, 11:05
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There has been a theft at Euro Disney. A man has been charged with taking the Mickey.
"I went fly-fishing yesterday."
"Did you catch anything?"
"Yes, a bluebottle."
My boss didn't come into work today. He called this morning and said he was having a vision problem. When I asked what was wrong, he replied, "I just can't see myself at work today."
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02-06-2008, 13:12
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You will be first member of our forum to be banned for joking 
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02-06-2008, 15:02
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LOL I got lotsmore where they came from
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02-06-2008, 16:59
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02-06-2008, 17:04
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post something of your own.
 to eUKhost forums 
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02-06-2008, 17:05
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How do you get Pikachu on a buss ?
poke'm on
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02-06-2008, 17:53
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LOL. Keep them coming.
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02-06-2008, 17:57
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How do you get Pikachu on a buss ?
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03-06-2008, 06:37
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ok ill see if i can find more
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03-06-2008, 14:37
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Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.
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03-06-2008, 14:40
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.
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03-06-2008, 15:54
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lol, this topic has brigtened my long hard working day! |
03-06-2008, 15:56
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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04-06-2008, 12:44
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A man owned a cat and the cat was an annoying little animal, so he decided to get rid of it...
He walked 3 miles away with the Cat and dumped it at the side of someone's door... came back and what a surprise, the Cat was sat at the door waiting for him to open it...
He said, "right... thats it" - and drove 10 miles away to a desert and dumped the Cat and drove back - when he got back, the Cat was on the couch 
He decided to go for a last resort, so he went to the other side of the country and called home "hi love is the cat there?" - she said "yeah, why?" - "put him on im lost"
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06-06-2008, 20:07
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............. don't know ............ . |
07-06-2008, 18:55
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Not sure if you posted on the wrong forum . |
08-06-2008, 03:01
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heh, nice one.
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08-06-2008, 10:04
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09-06-2008, 09:57
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For fun! road-crossing is their regular habit. 
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09-06-2008, 11:12
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Hmm... and their regular habit to get run over . |
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