Many reasons not to get a dog? - UK Web Hosting | Dedicated Server Windows and Linux VPS Forum

**Ben** · #1 (**permalink**) 18-11-2007, 23:23

It's a true fact that a dog will rip your furniture if they get bored... for their entertainment... well won't be your entertainment when you find out!

They say you have to pick up your dogs litter - not anymore

Now... they usually say "Man's best friend"... but unfortunately dogs like to take your car if they dont get walked! Source: funnydog.net

Three simple reasons... well except the second one obviously!

Rock · #2 (**permalink**) 19-11-2007, 05:45

LoL... Ben you'd get more awful/awesome/lively pics if you were to visit my home n meet my dog, MaX, a 2yr ol' German Shepherd

I'd love to post some of his images here, later on when I get home.. He's real fun which I can't let go off even when he's so BAD, good-natured G00FBALL

Does anyone else have any pets ? [Good or Bad, doesn't matter

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**eukrobert** · #3 (**permalink**) 19-11-2007, 08:19

I have a dog called Reg:

He's 2 in march!

And a snake which i still dont have a name for, she is a ghost corn snake lol.

**Brian** · #4 (**permalink**) 19-11-2007, 15:49

Unfortunately the first two pics are all too familiar to me!!!
If I wasnt so ticked at my lawn furniture being torn apart id have taken a pic.

**colin** · #5 (**permalink**) 19-11-2007, 16:03

I have rescue collie cross called Cassie which loves to chase squirrels.

Had Scruffy another rescue, he was a lurcher which I found on the A47. The idea was to pass him onto Wood Green after the weekend, however he stay with us until he passed on a few weeks ago at the ripe old age of 16 +.

Colin

**DPS Computing** · #6 (**permalink**) 21-11-2007, 17:13

Hehe, makes me glad that I have 3 cats instead

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**paul** · #7 (**permalink**) 04-12-2007, 09:48

One of the reason:- Dog will be pooping and peeing in room all day.

**DPS Computing** · #8 (**permalink**) 04-12-2007, 15:24

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Originally Posted by paul

One of the reason:- Dog will be pooping and peeing in room all day.

Thats why I won't have one. It'd need to well trained!

**Ben** · #9 (**permalink**) 04-12-2007, 16:47

lol.

How you train your dog is let them poop/pee then say "thats bad!" lol

Same for ripping furniture, I guess

except...you'll need to buy new furniture about 3 times till it learns!

**eUKhost.com** · #10 (**permalink**) 04-12-2007, 19:51

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Originally Posted by Ben

lol.

How you train your dog is let them poop/pee then say "thats bad!" lol

Same for ripping furniture, I guess

except...you'll need to buy new furniture about 3 times till it learns!

lol

thats so true. Even we learn things that way. When your parents show big eyes then you know it was wrong

**paul** · #11 (**permalink**) 05-12-2007, 09:39

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Originally Posted by DPS Computing

Thats why I won't have one. It'd need to well trained!

How they're trained to poop or pee in the right spot

, just wondering.

**Dave_Connolly** · #12 (**permalink**) 05-12-2007, 16:38

dogs smell, but cats are too cynical. If someone could bodge up some sort of hybrid that combines the freindliness and playfulness of dogs with the cleanliness and purring of cats - that'd be a fine pet and no mistake!

**DPS Computing** · #13 (**permalink**) 05-12-2007, 19:08

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Originally Posted by Dave_Connolly

dogs smell, but cats are too cynical. If someone could bodge up some sort of hybrid that combines the freindliness and playfulness of dogs with the cleanliness and purring of cats - that'd be a fine pet and no mistake!

Oh no - you can't combine them lol. I love my cats the way they are! (most of the time!)

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**eUKhost.com** · #14 (**permalink**) 05-12-2007, 21:21

Dogs will do anything to please you but Cats are self-centered and they care for themselves only.

Alll you can do is start loving that smell

**Ben** · #15 (**permalink**) 06-12-2007, 10:31

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Originally Posted by eUKhost.com

Dogs will do anything to please you but Cats are self-centered and they care for themselves only.

Alll you can do is start loving that smell

That is very true, I must say. But we was doing the tree up yesterday, the dog kept passing his ball and barking - obvious sign of jealousy. But I love dogs - I am not a big fan of Cats, but I don't think my dog would let a cat come 100 foot near the front door without giving the master a present

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**DPS Computing** · #16 (**permalink**) 06-12-2007, 13:57

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Originally Posted by eUKhost.com

Dogs will do anything to please you but Cats are self-centered and they care for themselves only.

Alll you can do is start loving that smell

My cats are loving! My kitten always sleeps on my pillow next to my head or on my chest at night. And he's always wanting fuss and to be stroked

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