New words for 2008
Yes I've lifted this from another board, anyhow enjoy....
* TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking b******s.
* BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed
or a project failed, and who was responsible.
* SEAGULL MANAGER.
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on
everything, and then leaves.
* ASSMOSIS.
The process by which people seem to absorb success and
advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working
hard.
* SALMON DAY.
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
only to get screwed and die.
* CUBE FARM.
An office filled with cubicles.
* PRAIRIE DOGGING.
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm,
and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going
on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because
there may be cake.)
* SITCOMs.
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies
turn into when they have children and one of them stops
working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".
* SINBAD.
Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and
desperate.
* AEROPLANE BLONDE.
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black
box'.
* PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device
to get it to work again.
* ADMINISPHERE.
The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the
rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are
often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems
they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the
dreaded "administrivia" - needless paperwork and processes.
* 404.
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message
"404 Not Found" meaning that the requested document could not
be located.
* OH - NO SECOND.
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that
you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').
* JOHNNY-NO-STARS.
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical
adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars'
comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food
restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
* GOING FOR A Mcsh*t.
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying
food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply
staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their
food afterwards is known as a Mcsh*t with Lies.
* MILLENNIUM DOMES.
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when
viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there
worth seeing.
* AUSSIE KISS.
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
* GREYHOUND.
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
* SALAD DODGER.
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
* SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive person.
* MONKEY BATH.
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo!
Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!".
* MYSTERY BUS.
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're
in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the
unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with
stunners when you come back in.
* MYSTERY TAXI.
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before
you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and
leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
* BEER COAT.
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a
booze cruise at 3:00am.
* BEER COMPASS.
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after
booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where
you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.
* BREAKING THE SEAL.
Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking.
After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the
toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of
the night.
* TART FUEL.
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.
* PICASSO BUM.
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks
like she's got 4 buttocks
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