I thought I would start a thread for everyone to post some of Simon Cowells most memorable comments - some of these are just pure genious - I hope to be as witty as this one day!
Simon - "No Robert, I think you just killed my most favourite song of all time......"
Robert - "Killed in a good way or bad way?"
Simon - "Well listen - killing is NEVER good!...... there's never a happy killing!"
Simon - "Nah.... I mean that was first degree that one"
Simon - "What can I say? It was dreadful.... No, no, REALLY dreadful! Er... and I'm saying that to be kind because you will never ever ever have a career in singing."
Contestant - "I don't believe you."
Simon - "I'm telling you"
Contestant - "I don't believe you."
Simon - "I'm telling you."
Contestant - "Well you can tell me all you want I don't believe you!"
Simon - "I don't know what you were but your not a singer!"
Simon - "Not in a billion years. There is not a word in my vocabularly that I can drag out to explain just how bad that was."
Simon - "You actually sing like a train... you sorta start off in tune and then you just go completely off the rails!"
Contestant - "You don't necessarily have to have a great voice to be a pop singer."
Simon - "Don't believe a word of it."
Simon - "You taking singing lessons?"
Contestant - "Yes I do."
Simon - "Whos your teacher?"
Contestant - "There was this lady up in Montana."
Simon - "Do you have a lawyer?"
Contestant - "No I don't have a lawyer."
Simon - "Get a lawyer..... and then sue her!"
Simon - "Seriously.... I am being serious."
Randy - "I say no for Hollywood"
Paula - "Your not ready yet"
Simon - "Unfortunately, you'll never be ready."
Simon - "That sounded like Stevie Wonder with a really bad cold!"
Contestant - "By the way I chose that one for you... I'm sucking up here" (talking to Simon)
Simon - "Tell me something I don't know!"
Simon - "Terrible"
Contestant - "Excuse me?!?!?!!....... You must be joking.... God!"
Simon - "Yeah, I'm lying, you were great!"
Simon - "I just sunk that audition. I just started off there and... sank" (said while moving hand from high to low position)
Randy - "You mean sink like the Titanic?"
If you have any more feel free to add them. This man is hillarious!
EDIT: Some Additional Ones:
*Contestant is singing a song about Barbie*
Simon - "Your way too old to be Barbie, darling"
Contestant - "I was Miss Dance Of Great Britain 2003"
Simon - "Whoooooooooooooopeeeeeeeeeee!"
*Contestant singing "I want to sing in Opera" - after completing the line, "I want to sing in opera" Simon says:*
Simon - "Well we bloody well dont!"
Simon Cowells Most Memorable Comments! (UNCUT!)
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