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    As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He called for the three men he trusted most his lawyer, his doctor, and his clergyman. He told them, "I'm going to give you each $30,000 in cash before I die. At my funeral, I want you to place the money in my coffin so that I can try to take it with me."

    All three agreed to do this and were given the money. At the funeral, each approached the coffin in turn and placed an envelope inside. While riding in the limousine to the cemetery, the clergyman said "I have to confess something to you fellows. Brother Smith was a good churchman all his life, and I know he would have wanted me to do this. The church needed a new baptistery very badly, and I took $10,000 of the money he gave me and bought one. I only put $20,000 in the coffin."

    The physician then said, "Well, since we're confiding in one another, I might as well tell you that I didn't put the full $30,000 in the coffin either. Smith had a disease that could have been diagnosed sooner if I had this very new machine, but the machine cost $20,000 and I couldn't afford it then. I used $20,000 of the money to buy the machine so that I might be able to save another patient. I know that Smith would have wanted me to do that."

    The lawyer then said, "I'm ashamed of both of you. When I put my envelope into that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000."

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    Re: Taking it with you

    Hahaha!!
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      Re: Taking it with you

      Can you spend money when you've passed away?

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        Re: Taking it with you

        Thats funny, just goes to show that lawyers are stand up guys lol


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          Re: Taking it with you

          Originally posted by Brian View Post
          Thats funny, just goes to show that lawyers are stand up guys lol
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            Re: Taking it with you

            Originally posted by Ben Stones View Post
            $30,000 USD could get you 595 shared hosting accounts with us . The possibilities!


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              Re: Taking it with you

              Originally posted by triton1 View Post
              WOW imagine the Enlight credits I can get lol
              A lot of eNlight credit...

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              • #8
                Re: Taking it with you

                Hey that was funny...

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